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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy.."
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"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"
"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."
"Interviewer: how do you explain the long gap in your resume? Me: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar"
"how do you get a dog to stop licking his balls?, pick it up and suck its dick."
"Dogs can't operate MRI scanners. But catscan."
"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"
"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""
"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"