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Joke of the Day

"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."

"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."

"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."

"A horse walks into a bar and orders an N."

"What was Jesus's least favourite exercise class? Pontius Pilates."

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work."

"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."

"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."

"What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob"

"Achieve the ""smokey eye"" look by setting your head on fire."