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Joke of the Day

"Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks."

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"

"What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."

"Why did the arsonist go to the gym? To burn some calories."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."

"What did one piece of butter say to the other? Aaayyy mah butter from another udder"