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Joke of the Day

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"

"Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams? Because clams are shelf-ish."

"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."

"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."

"Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction."

"It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. ""This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."""

"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe with that thing?!?"

"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."

"What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider? A Neo Hotzi"