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Joke of the Day
"Why did the arsonist go to the gym? To burn some calories."
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"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."
"Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints Mints: you have beautiful eyes Me: [blushing] wow they're very complimentary"
"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."
"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."
"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"
"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."
"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"
"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."