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Joke of the Day
"Australians don't have sex... They mate"
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"What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much"
"I'm still confused as to why I was arrested for stabbing the starbucks barista in the face when she didn't know what a large coffee was."
"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."
"I like jokes about Ethiopians They never get old."
"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"Why are lesbians always low on cash? Because they're constantly eating out!"