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Joke of the Day

"Has 2 wings but doesn't fly, Has 2 eyes but doesn't see, has 2 legs doesn't walk, what is it ? A Dead bird"

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !"
"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"
"""IT'S NOT A RACE, YOU GUYS!"" i yell from 6th place"
"Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures."
"The hardest part What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"ducks love bread but aparently bread is bad for ducks, so dont feed ducks bread, but love ducks even more bc theyre self-destructive like us"
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