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Joke of the Day

"Has 2 wings but doesn't fly, Has 2 eyes but doesn't see, has 2 legs doesn't walk, what is it ? A Dead bird"

"[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?"

"Teen smoking is down 35 percent from when I was a kid. Unfortunately, so is teen ""coolness."""

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"

"Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs."

"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. ""I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING."" Instant excitement."

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."

"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."

"Fuck! I forgot to bring my reusable bag to Whole Foods. People are throwing rocks. I'm bleeding. Send help."