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Joke of the Day
"If you are following Facebook on Twitter, you have reached a new level of retarded."
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"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
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"I know a guy who can get us in to Whole Foods without a cover charge."
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."
"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"
"Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child."
"My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date She asked me what was my hobby and I said penetration testing"
"I'm 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night."
"Girl, are you some good weed? because you smell dank."