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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who can get us in to Whole Foods without a cover charge."
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"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."
"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"
"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."
"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."
"Just a small joke Your penis"
"""I'm sorry, it's just who I am."" = ""I am a giant asshole and have no plans of improving myself as a human."""
"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."