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Joke of the Day
"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."
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"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."
"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."
"I'm pretty bad at building fences Oops, wrong place for this post."
"In high school they called me donkey dick. I got that name because... it was short for Donald Keith Richards."
"What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs? A whale with a table taped to it."
"People who do anal... (NSFW-ish) People who do anal are fucking assholes."
"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"
"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."
"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"