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Joke of the Day
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."
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"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"
"Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women but it turned out to be a sausage fest"
"My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice."
"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."
"What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad? Two letters."
"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."
"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."
"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."