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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"
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"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !"
"What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson? The crime rate."
"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."
"A baby seal walks into a club... Think about it...lol"
"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."