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Joke of the Day
"Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on."
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"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"
"Procrastinating?! Don't even get me started!"
"My friends are starting to figure out that I got Botox in my forehead because I can't raise my eyebrows. Why am I not surprised?"
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Well then how did you get your feet in them?"
"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."
"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."
"whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire"
"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"
"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"