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Joke of the Day
"When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision You've gotta sleep on it."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"
"A man goes to the library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian stares at him for a while and then asks ""But who is going to bring it back?"""
"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
"I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment."
"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"
"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"
"What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo? ""What are all these landscapers doing here?"""
"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"