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Joke of the Day
"She just didn't get that i was into fish. Geez"
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"""This tweet isn't funny yet. Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!"" --me"
"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"
"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."
"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."
"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."
"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."
"u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it"
"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"
"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."