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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"
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"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" ""My crippling alcoholism is destroying my family"""
"Quick! Can fingerprints be pulled off a raccoon? No time! NO TIME!"
"All my sisters ex fiance smoke pot... She just couldn't marijuana them."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"
"Why is it called Mother Nature? Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable."
"Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole."
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."
"I can sum up 2016 in four words Two thousand and sixteen"