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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
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"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"
"[Interview] Why do you want this job? Me: *opens briefcase* I don't. *pulls out Snickers* I just wanted to eat this without my kids around"
"Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger? Or Mr. Bigger's baby? The baby, because it is a little Bigger."
"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"
"The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain.. Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*"
"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"
"My house is like an Indiana Jones movie. Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs."
"what's the best part of... Having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."