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Joke of the Day
"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."
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"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!"
"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"
"Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens? He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone."
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? One is a cunning runt."
"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence."