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Joke of the Day

"A driver had to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting a midget... ...I guess you can say they made a short stop."

"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"

"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."

"How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby."

"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"

"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."

"That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."

"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."