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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"

"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"

"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."

"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"

"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"

"when i'm stressed i close my eyes and imagine i'm on a beach, neurotically pacing back & forth within a very small section of that beach"