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Joke of the Day

"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."

"Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends? Because it's so salty."

"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"

"Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"Where did the ghost go shopping? At the BOO-tique"

"What math class should feminists take? Triggernomics"

"Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence. So I sang, ""Hello darkness, my old friend...."""

"HER: Im breaking up with u ME: Is it because I say ""Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"" when things go wrong? HER: Ya ME:(under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"

"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."

"All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome."