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Joke of the Day

"I have a wig, I have an orange, ugh Donald Trump"

"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."

"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."

"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."

"I can't believe they fired me from the calendar company! I just took a day off!"

"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""

"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"

"7 for a Taken 3 ticket, 3 for a drink, 5 for doritos... ...The only thing they've taken is the piss."

"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."

"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"