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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."
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"I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible. I didn't know how to react."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."
"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"
"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."
"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"
"BREAKING NEWS: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to release detailed document on what Willis was talking about."
"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture"
"Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!"