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Joke of the Day
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"
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"I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday."
"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"
"How people think Brain: ""You're weird."" Body: ""and you're fat."" Face: ""plus you're pretty ugly"" Food: ""I'm here for you babe..."""
"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."
"[Self-Checkout] ME: also I ate a donut in the store MACHINE: Place the item on the belt ME: I can't because I ate it MACHINE: Place the"
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."
"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."
"One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken."