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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."

"How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell."

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"

"I've decided I want to start a career in Mirror Cleaning It's just something I can see myself doing."

"I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum."

"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"

"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."

"Just accidentally messaged my husband ""love you sexy beats"" instead of ""sexy beast"" and now he thinks he's some sort of DJ."

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."