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Joke of the Day
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
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"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"
"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"
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"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
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"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."
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