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Joke of the Day
"Today is full of possibilities and I have a strong feeling none of them are mine."
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"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."
"Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism "
"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"
"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"
"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"
"Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery."
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!"
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with Football Manager. In my defence, I've got Dani Alves, Kompany, Vidic and Lahm."