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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
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"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own."
"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."
"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"My daughter made the carpet hot lava and I'm afraid I'll be late for work now."
"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."
"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"