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Joke of the Day

"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."

"A blind man walks into a bar I'll have a glass of wine, he says. Red or white, the bartender asks. It doesn't matter, he answers, I'm blind."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No-one: feminists don't change anything."

"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."

"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"

"Nothing says ""I'm a shitty parent but at least I'm rich"" like giving your 2 year old an iPad."

"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you."

"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"

"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"