40158

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stupid arachnid? A spiDUUUUUUUR"

"I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."

"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."

"What does Garfield like in his bed? Pussy"

"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."

"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."

"What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !"

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"