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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no mouth? A floppy dildo"
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"Midwife [handing my baby]: make sure you support his head Me: that's a really great, floppy little head you've got there. Well done"
"There are two rules for success: Rule #1. Never reveal everything you know"
"What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine? They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen."
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""
"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
"What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up? A Dell."
"Two high dudes meet... ""What's your name?"" ""Jack without a V."" ""There's no V in Jack."" ""That's what I just said."""
"why does Snoop Dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.."