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Joke of the Day

"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"

"The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running."

"How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things."

"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside."

"I always keep gluten next to my bed in case a hipster breaks into my house in the middle of the night."

"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""

"I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago. It feels like ancient history."

"My cat is an artist He drew blood"