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Joke of the Day

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary."

"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!"" Expecting that Father of the Year award any day now"

"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."

"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."

"Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years."

"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."

"What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke? The Exeggution!"

"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"