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Joke of the Day
"ATMs should have breathalyzers"
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"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"
"Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land."
"KIDNAPPER: Get in the van ME: Oh no thanks I'm vegetarian KIDNAPPER: Oh okay sorry *drives away* {15min later} KIDNAPPER: Wait a minute, wtf"
"They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet."
"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"
"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."
"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."
"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."
"TIFU I'm like a 4/10 and she was a total 9."