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Joke of the Day
"What did the boys do ToGetHer? Roam And Tick things.."
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"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"
"When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends"
"I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie."
"Windows Phone"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"
"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?"" ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"""
"There should be a support group for people who have touched a wet door knob in a public bathroom."
"I get carried away sometimes... Usually because I refuse to leave."
"People who grew up in the 50's will get this. I was 15 before I realized that there was no reason why women's slacks had the zipper on the side."