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Joke of the Day

"There should be a support group for people who have touched a wet door knob in a public bathroom."

"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"

"I wish there was some way to tell if someone was an idiot or not. But we can't have everything we wish for. -Send from my iphone"

"Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!"

"Going to the toy store, pressing the ""TRY ME"" button on a toy and the fucking thing wont stop...So you just try to get the fuck out of there like nothing happened."

"The Sea A husband says to his wife: "" -Honey, you remind me of the sea..."" "" -That's really sweet!"" "" -No, you just make me sick."""

"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."

"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"

"Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with"

"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."