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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"
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"Clearly I have no shame but thanks for asking. You must be new here."
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"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"