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Joke of the Day

"I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom."

"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."

"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"

"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"

"Malaysian food is the best! Because it goes down easily"

"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."

"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."

"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"

"You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta."

"What do you call a know-it-all Mexican? A Solution Manuel"