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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
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"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."
"When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge... So the planets started a revolution."
"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."
"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."
"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."
"A good pick up line to use on a pregnant woman is ""Got room for one more in there?"""