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Joke of the Day

"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"

"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."

"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"

"Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? It's a shih-tzu."

"I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion."

"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman all walk into a bar the barman looks up at them, shakes his head and says ""is this some kind of a joke?"""

"If you're fat, don't sugar coat it Because you'll probably eat that too! In the midst of this craziness I saw this gem. Not my joke. Credit to everyone who thought of it first."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one... He's never gonna give you Up."

"""Paypal me your lunch money!"" -Cyber Bullies"