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Joke of the Day
"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."
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"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."
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"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."