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Joke of the Day
"If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Pakistan! hehehehe......"
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"If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them."
"That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday."
"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"
"A Swedish software company has created a new app that records and analyzes what you say during sleep. You can tell the app is working when it's mad at you the whole next day."
"I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. She's starting to fit into my wife's clothes."
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house."
"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"
"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"
"Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan."