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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"
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"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"
"What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee? A roooooooux!"
"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"
"Give a man a six pack and he'll drink for a day. Give him a 24 pack and he'll drink for a day."
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."
"Whats the worst animal to play cards with? A Cheetah."
"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."