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Joke of the Day

"What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee? A roooooooux!"

"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"

"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"

"I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time."

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"

"How strict is the ""I licked it, it's mine"" policy? There's some things I've licked that I don't want."

"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"

"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."

"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"