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Joke of the Day

"So a Korean ferry capsized with over 280 people lost overboard. Not entirely a waste. Now we have 280 extra divers looking for flight MH370."

"What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night."

"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"

"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"

"Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. My life is one big joke"

"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"

"What do you call jokes on Reddit? Sit-down comedy"

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa"

"I don't like drug tests... They're not my cup of pee."

"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."