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Joke of the Day
"I told a deer joke once. It was very fawny."
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"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."
"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"
"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"
"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"
"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"
"What does a White hole and a stoner in a herb plantation have in common There both spewing out Thyme"
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"
"I'm lactose intolerant, too. Do the pills work for you? It's a crap shoot."