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Joke of the Day

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."

"If I had a sex change, I would change mine to more"

"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"

"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"

"It didn't take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey's knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now."

"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."

"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Just went to a really emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers"

"How did the homeless handicap child die? Alone"