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Joke of the Day
"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
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"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."
"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."
"My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account"
"I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday"
"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""
"What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees"
"robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*"
"If U are nervous about public speaking, no need to picture the audience naked, just realize they will be on their phone ignoring you anyway."
"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."