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Joke of the Day

"I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich."

"Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!"

"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."

"What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist"

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."

"If Excel had a record label.... It would be Excel ENT. I'll see myself out."

"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"

"I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video."

"OMG a Matterbaby just washed up on Santa Monica beach! *""what's a matter baby?""* uh... nothing what is a matter with you?"

"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."