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Joke of the Day

"Two black men and two white men walk into a police station The two white men walk out. Source: new girl"

"I log in and out of Facebook at the same speed a frightened kid runs down into the basement to grab something and runs back up."

"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."

"Smoking kills. Smoking panics. Smoking tries to hide the body."

"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."

"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"

"Sorry for shouting ""go go gadget personality"" while you were speaking. Please, continue."

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!"